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Post by Warlock on Dec 27, 2012 8:59:30 GMT -5
Usually for New Years, I come up with some huge list of resolutions that I'm convinced will finally make me a happy, successful individual, then promptly abjectly fail to follow through with most of them.
This year I think maybe I'm just going to resolve to play with the dog more.
- HC
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Post by Vireo Gilvus on Dec 27, 2012 17:04:33 GMT -5
"Self-improvement is masturbation." -Chuck Palahniuk
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Post by Warlock on Dec 27, 2012 22:06:00 GMT -5
That statement rings kinda hollow when it's coming from a famous author. I think it's a pretty safe bet that he wasn't writing novels in crayon from his crib.
I'm just sayin'.
- HC
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Post by Kalisiin Kumaki on Dec 28, 2012 0:19:35 GMT -5
No, no, no....you guys need to be SCHOOLED in how you make New Years' Resolutions!!
Don't you know how to leave yourself an out?
You make your Resolutions...then one more:
"I FIRMLY RESOLVE...to break every other Resolution I made!"
This way, you ALWAYS keep at least one! Even if it is just that last one.
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